Marlene: Albert, you must have come back with more medals than the Russian Olympic squad! Course, they tried to put the blame on me. You were in the lead when I saw you. Del Boy: Nah! A Wendy House? This plonker can't even get Channel three! I found myself reading about this non-smoking, tee total, celibate, vegetarian health freak. Cos' I've mucked about all my life, and I never knew the reason why until now. Then again, he always said Millwall would win the cup. Rodney: If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck I'll come back as me. These dolls are called Lusty Linda and Erotic Estelle. Del Boy: It's a love story and a who done it! Where's my bottle of wine? I feel a bit stupid now. Smell it, it's bloody gravy. Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [he and Rodney are about to catch a chandelier Grandad is loosening] Now, brace yourself, Rodney, brace yourself. that's how we got to Zeebrugge. I was talking about the merchant. You should've seen the crummy pension this firm was offering me. Uncle Albert: I'm not talking about me! Del Boy: Yes, capital... oh. Raquel Turner: [while in labor] Don't you ever come near me again, Trotter! Log In. He was the trumpet player from the Locarno. Rodney: You mean you were selling 'em in the first place? And when you get the hump, cos you're bound to get the hump sometimes, I'll muck about and make you laugh. Uncle Albert: When you came in tonight you flopped straight down that chair in agony. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Only Fools And Horses Happy Birthday animated GIFs to your conversations. The USS Pittsburgh. Rodney: Yes! We come down on the Green Line, see? [the man turns around and it's Richard Branson]. That man is at the front of new technological frontiers. The title of the two-part special is derived from the 1984 American television series Miami Vice. They've got half of Manchester and Glasgow to get rid of first! only one Rodney Trotter: There Is A...? Rodney Trotter: [slightly annoyed] Hello? Rodney: Put you in charge of the Christmas Club more like. Del Boy: I tell you how you tell the difference. Del Boy: What Am I doing 'ere? The pubs and the cafes, they were filled with sailors from a hundred countries. Del Boy: [after Rodney goes on a date with a Policewoman] You know what the most sobering thought of all is? It was our job to protect her. Uncle Albert Trotter: No? What are you doing 'ere? Rodney: Either that or it's the Chinese year of the dodo. Daily Mail ' Only Fools is a blast from our wide-boy past. It said "Dear Adolf, you can break our windows but not our hearts". Rent-a JET SKI PARASAILING TUBE Rent-a BOAT I najpovoljnije parking mjestoo za sve vrste plovila. With my qualifications and experience, I saw myself more in the role of a financial advisor! Grandad: Arthur? After all the British and the Australians are cousins from across the sea innit they? Rodney goes to meet Cassandra at Gatwick Airport but her plane's been diverted to Manchester. Mickey Pearce: Yeah, we came down on the Green Line, you see. You wanna see the stuff they pick up for presents. Uncle Albert: Cut's right through you, Del! Del Boy: Just deport him? Del Boy: No sod knows, Rodney, that's why they're rejects! Rodney: [puzzled] Wha'? Uncle Albert: What if the police found it? Eh? I came as a chauffeur. That's that good old fashioned sing-along number, Knees Up Mother Patel. Del Boy: [quickly] Yes, er... it's "Walking on the Moon". Grandad: [Rodney wants to buy a house] What you got, Rodney? A real-life Del Boy and Rodney, whose ill-gotten gains included an exact replica of the iconic Trotter family’s Only Fools and Horses van, have been ordered to pay back nearly £100,000 they made dealing in counterfeit goods. Says it's part of his culture! Del Boy: [after Uncle Albert's suggested Rodney put himself up as a hooker] Rodney can't even *give* it away, let alone flog it! Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Now this is a 'Jaws' type story. We ain't got woolly underwear! The American vessel was at battle stations and was showing no light. Del Boy: Oh, leave it out Rodney, we're in enough trouble as it is. Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [after finding out that Tom Clarke supplied Lennox with the gun] Oh, dear. Del Boy: I had a chat with the Driscoll brothers. They kept giving 'em to me! Uncle Albert: Just 'cos I was on watch at the time. Pour that slowly over broken ice Garnish with a slice or orange slice of lime, your occasional seasonal fruits, top that off with a decorative plastic umbrella, two translucent straws and voila! Rodney Trotter: So what are we supposed to do with them? Only Fools and Horses. Why did you do that? I'm gonna phone them instead. Uncle Albert: Oh I didn't ask for 'em! With Cassandra heading home from a Spanish holiday, will a now-reformed Rodney's plans for a happy reunion with her find her back on his wavelength? Before I wake up with a bloody horses ead' on me pillow! How am I supposed to tell the difference? Del Boy: It's not the parents who are the winners Rodder's... it's the kids. Only Fools and Horses Cushty Official T Shirt CLEARANCE £ 7.99; Only Fools and Horses Trotter Van Blue Print Official T Shirt CLEARANCE £ 7.99; Only Fools and Horses Trotter Van Cash Only Print Official T Shirt CLEARANCE £ 7.99; up to £ 4.00 off! Rodney Trotter: You mean you were selling them in the first place? Uncle Albert: Don't be silly! Luckily we spotted the Zeebrugge to Hull ferry and we followed it. Del Boy: Oh, cushty! Del Boy: [to the newborn Damien] You're gonna have such fun. Rodney Trotter: *Angrily*This time last week we were millionaires. Del Boy: You don't understand unc' that is PMA. Rodney: I don't think I'll ever laugh again. Are you going to the police? I may... [realises] Though I must admit I'm getting some feeling back. Rodney Trotter: What, her radiant smile? Rodney: [they've just bought boxes of dolls and Rodney is reading the item description] Del, these dolls aren't called Barbie or Sindy. Grandad: I'm trying to get the Dukes of Hazzard. Rodney: Iggy Iggins? Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [Del grabs the gun off Lennox's hand and shows it to Clarke] Just a minute, give me that here, look. EMBED (for wordpress.com hosted blogs and archive.org item tags) Want more? [pointing to Rodney] I mean, what chance would Lawrence of Peckham stand? Only Fools and Horses Lines. Grandad: [Grandad is talking to an urn containing the ashes of Trigger's grandfather] I mean, I dunno why I'm even talking to you about this, Arthur, 'cause I know you can't hear me. Cockney villan? The psycho's upstairs having a kip? This morning, I had just clinched a deal to buy twenty five briefcases for ?175, when my 'financial advisor' leapt in and advised me to pay ?200 for 'em! I actually made quite a tidy little profit on it and all. Reflex Water Skis. You must be joking. Rodney: But Trigger, you've had walk past the pub to get to our flat! Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No, don't be so bloody daft. Because today, Uncle Albert, owing to young Rodney's foresight and GCEs, while all them other plonkers down the market are selling woolly hats and thermal under-wear, we're gonna make a right killing. [after realizing Delboy was going a little bit TOO far out on the ocean on a Jet-Ski]. Uncle Albert: Have you ever thought about joining the navy, Rodney? Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: [Del is auto trading the Cortina for the Aussie] 'Ere, did you know that the East African gazelle became an endangered species for this model? I'm not selling my body to some old tart! Rodney: [Rodney is having to pretend he's 14 on a package holiday] Thanks to your general wally-ness, I am now a twenty six year old man who has just come second in a skateboard race! I let you two down. View production, box office, & company info. Del Boy: Last Friday night she was indecently assaulted over by the adventure playground. Add the first question. Del Boy: [after getting off a plane in Spain for winning a contest that is not all that legit] Well, before we get checked in I have gotta tell you something Rodney. A hearty stage adaptation of the 1980s BBC television comedy ' Sunday Times . What have WE got ourselves into here? 911 likes. Rodney: Yeah! I've only just cleared 'em out of the van! Uncle Albert: Well I was in a hurry and must have got mixed up. . Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Rodney: Well, even if you could hear it, you couldn't understand it, could you, it's in Indian! Meanwhile, when Boycie's expensive super-size satellite dish goes missing from his garden, Del eyes an earner for himself if he can track it down and return it to Boycie intact. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Only Fools And Horses animated GIFs to your conversations. You have been banned from running any company from sitting on any boards or dealing with any shares. Rubber duck. What are they pouring over their dinners in there? With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Del Boy animated GIFs to your conversations. Del Boy: Rodney, it's for you. Stone me Del, you've been engaged more times than a switchboard . Trigger: Yeah. Del Boy: Yeah, I saw her this morning, she'd just been down the police station. [to women] Hey, girls, seen much of Cinderella since the wedding? Del Boy: Especially when they saw you walking up the gangplank! I meant you! Trigger: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor. In the old days they'd take anyone - well, they took you! No, I was engaged to 'er, soppy! Rodney: I don't want to talk about it Trig. Del Boy: Anyway, how come you're in charge? That is the load of rubbish that Alfie Flowers sold me. Nice notherly wind howling in from the Urals is there? You ever been wrongly accused of something? Dixon of Kuala Lumpur is involved! Loose in...? Del Boy: All right Trigger? Uncle Albert: So then they tried to get me on naval technicalities, like it happened in broad daylight. Rodney: Everyone knows who done it! [to Mike] He's taken a course in this, he came top of his class. I didn't know if I was coming or going. Uncle Albert: I was reading in the Sunday papers about them fellas that pick up with these rich old widows - what they call 'em - toy boys! Del Boy: Well, thanks for that, Unc. You only just came 'round to see 'er? Del Boy: You're coming through louder than a CB. Create New Account. Rodney Trotter: Yeah. Directed by Tony Dow. Del Boy: Bloody Hell! Del Boy: The sun is shining, the birds are singing... Rodney: [waking up somewhat] What was that? only fools and ho. One night it was so cold the flame on my lighter froze. Uncle Albert: When I was your age I was fighting in the war. Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: The back of *my* van? I don't believe you sometimes! Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No, she wouldn't normally. Del Boy: Don't worry, Rodney. It's dark, innit? Might be worth considering! Mike Fisher: I spend half my life trying to hide my business deals. Rodney: Well I noticed it on the plane but it didn't quite register. They have brought their kids with them. Rodney: This time last WEEK we were millionaires! Uncle Albert: It doesn't usually take us this long to finish. 1.2M likes. No, the way you've always described Mum she'd never do anything like that. Sandra: Now, what do you think my commanding officer would do if he found me in possession of stolen property? Del Boy: [Del and Rodney are sitting on a bench near their mother's grave] It's quiet here. I mean, with financial advisors like that, who needs a bleedin' recession? Vicar: I have become dismayed, even shocked by the attitude of youth - but today you walked into this church and offered us this tree simply because you care. [Del has entered a clay pigeon shoot with a pump-action shotgun]. Del Boy: I see it as a combination of my business acumen and salesmanship, and your ability to drive a three-wheeled van. Dr. Robbie Meadows: It was an accident really. Oh, not the Gruesome Twosome. Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: I'll bet you did. Just how do you see our respective roles in this partnership? Find yourselves a couple of right little plonkers with cash on the hip. You are. Rodney: [to Del] You were declared bankrupt. Only Fools and Horses Cuts – Part 7 – Updated Video Below. Rodney: Didn't your generation ever enjoy itself Albert? Rodney Trotter: No, I don't believe you. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Del Boy: I bought it so you can go down and visit all the ships you sailed on you git! What you doing? Grandad: It's in me suitcase under me bed. Rodney: [referring to a pile of broken lawnmower engines] Oi, Del... me and Mickey might have a problem getting these back to our depot. Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub. Would you Adam and Eve it, eh? Yeah. ... Only Fools and Horses - Mućke. Del Boy: Do me a favor, Rodney! Del Boy: [sarcastic] Good, good! This must've been, like, a one-off. Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Running away from home at your age? I actually made a tidy little profit on it and all. Rodney Trotter: Del, we'll probably have some problems getting these back to our depot. ... Only Fools and Horses legend Sir David Jason opens new business selling Reliant Robins. 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